If you don't want to do that, pull the sides of your underwear up over your shoulders, then bend over. The more you bend, the more it will hurt. Lord Help us The perverts are pretending to be teenagers, and probably visa versa. No pain which you yourself control will ever have the same elements a real wedgie does. I think you should go your grade school, find a big bully, and tell them you need to practice for a role in an avante guarde play and need their help to develop your "I've just had a wedgie" realism.
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What I do is get a rope or a belt and put it through the leg holes in your underwear. Then go up to something that is hard to reach without a step stool. After, tie the rope and hang it up high, it will leave a nice sensation in your area. After you have had enough, either jump off the high area, or ask for help. You should not be mean to yourself life is a gift so savour it.
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Asked by Wiki User. Give yourself a wedgie. Get off the computer and give yourself a big wedgie or let someone do it for you. Do a normal wedgie and after that kick yourself in the groin. Hanging Wedgie.